…or Norwegian for that matter.
Because even I am not immune to the occasional Swedish pop song.
Czech Beer and Brie
Went to the grocery store to buy some brie.
Before entering ICA:
took a moment to reflect on how much of a douche-bag I am for setting out to buy brie.
Brie is not a food you buy.
Brie is a food that is bought for you.
Brie is that something you find at a nice dinner party and think:
“wow, this is really tasty, glad this was here to be tasted,” and
“this guy’s a real fucker, as he’s a male who has chosen brie, instead of a more accessible cheese, to be a part of his already pretentious appetizer spread.”
I have become that fucker.
Only I have one-upped that fucker, the fucker entertaining guests.
My plan was to just buy some brie for me. And nobody else. Which is way fuck-ier.
Good thing I have a case of Czech beer at home to drink away the snobbiness.
I hate writing.
writing is easy,
right?
no,
it is so fucking hard.
pictures
are done when you take them,
but words
are so god damned easy to change;
each
piece of shit one of them is daring you to fix it.
not only the words,
but the stanzas they fit into too.
revision blows.
the movies
…found film again;
binged
as per usual.
The thing about real art
is that it makes me believe I can make it.
…tried to make it again;
failed
as per usual.
Möbius Strip Journalism: def. Reporting on an event the meaning of which is determined by how the event is reported. Or… When the narrators speak of “the narrative” as something that goes of itself. Or… When there’s no “outside” or “inside” to the story but just a continuous loop.
(Image by David Benbennick. Creative Commons License.)
Walk into the lunchroom,
instantly self-conscious, thinking
of the outfit that I picked out
to fit the occasion. Same clothes
for a couple days. Why not
if no one notices? My last poem
had a typo, can barely write now
without some type of pronoun
or a person in my mind.
I wish that I were…

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